How D'ya Like My Caption Contest Entry?

Guido's friday caption contest was a pic of John Redwood with two terriers perched on his shoulders -

What's your best idea?

I liked my last one -

'Meet my new pups - 'no cash' left.  'lurch' right.

I think that could be John Redwood's new political strapline, using the BBC's favourite 'it's a lurch' put-down, turning it back on Labour.